Congrats ThinkGeek on your 13th B-Day!
And to celebrate, we sent all of you, our favorite simians, a box of our newly minted MintMallows!
It is no secret that we are a big fan of yours, beside being a supplier
of all super-caffeinated mallows of note. One day (when I'm half-way out
of my caffeine induced overdrive and can contemplate the meaning of
geek life in a semi-coherent disposition), I'll contribute to those
eternal sayings, comments, and thoughts gracing the Customer Fortunes page of ThinkGeek.com. Till then here are my favorites:
"Schweet. My wife's a geek, what are you stuck with?"
"Ever wonder what goes on at the sub-Planck level? Don't. You'll never know anyway."
"If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?"
"If the whole world was as unserious as you crazy goons it would be a much nicer place to live!
By the way, it took me 47.9 seconds to answer this survey, not 46.4 as
you promised! I think the error might be attributable to me not being
able to remember when I was born. You should definitely fix this
mistake. Send beer!"
We suggest ChocoMallows
instead. No, no, this is not shameless self-promotion. I still have
shame. Innocence is lost, though. Any suggestion to remedy this? Do I need a geek wife?
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