Mr. Mallow Needs Some Help

Posted by MallowQueen on 1/25/2012 to Caffeinated News

Life is never dull for Martin Mallow whose energetic antics and social challenges sometimes get him into trouble. In our newest installment by the talented Chris Akins, we see a continuation of Mr. Mallow at the bar. He has just made amends to Jamal and Eric and things are smooth with them. But now, his spongy brain is suffused with alcohol and he needs to sober up.

Omar offers him some CaffeinAll with great solicitude. You can see the expressions of real fear and concern on his face as the greenish Mr. Mallow cockily refuses. "Whoa! I'll eat what I want, when I. . . " Then he bumps right into a big bruiser who spills his drink all over his formfitting tee shirt. This will definitely ruin his mucho-macho image.

Any ordinary guy would be apologetic about this fiasco, but not Martin Mallow, puffed up as he is with pride and alcoholic arrogance. He does the unthinkable and punches the massive hunk of muscles in his gut. The results, a squishy squeak. After all, Martin is a marshmallow guy and his fists are porous and soft. It took a lot of nerve to be that aggressive, considering his target.

Now, he changes his mind and wants some CaffeinAll, because at least he's smart enough to know he can use some help. He pours the encapsulated caffeine powder into his mouth and is stunned by the immediate impact of the jolt of energy. He's so stunned that he forgets where he is and the bruiser slams a straight-armed punch right into his yielding face.

This is where having a marshmallow for a head comes in handy. How much harm can be done to him or to the bruiser's fists? Mr. Mallows brains may be squished into an unrecognizable pulp but they will always spring back. And the hunky guy won't have to worry about bruises or cuts on his knuckles. You can see the outline of his fist as he pushes it into Martin Mallow's resilient face.

Martin Mallow looks like a mess but I predict that he is feeling no pain at the end of the night, due to his special qualities. But I would not recommend taking on the biggest guy in the room just because you have had a bit of CaffeinAll in your system. Yet, if you are in a situation where you need quick courage, CaffeinAll may be your solution. But if you deserve a whack, it's best to see it coming!