Mr. Mallow, the Party Animal

Posted by MallowQueen on 1/12/2012 to Caffeinated News

Ahh, after what seems like a long holiday vacation, Mr. Mallow is back. We see him trying to make amends for his last faux pas at the office (see Mr. Mallow's Sticky Situation). He is at the bar with Eric, Jamal, and Omar, the manager who invited him out.

Martin Mallow apologizes most humbly and sincerely for confusing Eric with Jamal. Eric places a soothing hand on his shoulder and lets him know it's all right now. It's a common mistake. Jamal already has put it behind him and is ready to party. "Yeah, now what are you drinking?"

This question is a land mine for Martin Mallow. He is concerned about the effects of alcohol on his marshmallowy system. Especially since he had become such a dynamo after being infused with caffeine (see Welcome Aboard, Mr. Mallow).

Talk about full of energy! He even picked up a forklift, driver and all!

Omar, in his brilliant purple shirt looks on with some misgivings because he remembers the tornado-like speed of the super-caffeinated Mr. Mallow at the office.

Jamal, in his innocence, says, "One drink isn't going to kill ya." That may be true for humans, but for the porous, spongy Martin Mallow, it's a different situation. Who knows how much he had to drink? Maybe he didn't even finish one drink. Because two minutes later, the once-subdued and contrite Mr. Mallow is now hanging from the ceiling fan, brandishing a bar stool. The look on his face is wonky and wild.

People who have been drinking all night have told me that CaffeinAll helps them stay awake and clears their minds. So it was very thoughtful of Mr. Mallow's buddies to have brought some JavaMallows (infused with a double shot of espresso) and CaffeinAll. Jamal is juggling both products. But Eric wins out as he urgently pleads for CaffeinAll.

However, if Mr. Mallow is already such a "wild thang," these guys better take into consideration that if they give him CaffeinAll, he may destroy the place!