Welcome Aboard, Mr. Mallow

Posted by MallowQueen on 11/1/2011 to Caffeinated News

Christian Akins, of the quirky and original Nerdism Comics, created this comic strip for us and we love it. It illustrates exactly how our super-caffeinated marshmallows provide energy-plus-plus under any situation. Introducing....(drum roll)....Mr. Mallow.

Mr. Mallow is your average Joe (except his head is a marshmallow)--working to pay his bills and keep body and soul together. He is a bit timid, a bit uncertain, and doesn't know what is expected of him. Like all of us, he needs a little help. Luckily, he has come to work at Caffex Headquarters, where perks include free coffee-infused marshmallows.

Mr. Mallow starts out a caffeine virgin. He admits he has never tried caffeine before. Notice how white he is. He is your typical marshmallow--a little vulnerable, a bit squishy, and pale--unsure about how to perform his new tasks and uncertain that he will make the grade. Let's face it, he looks a little bland (though loveable).

But look at how colorful he has become after he partakes of the JavaMallow! Mr. Mallow is no longer lacking in confidence. He is a nice toasty brown. And he has so much energy, he doesn't have time to use the door to his manager's office. He bursts through the wall to announce that he has completed all his work and that of others as well. And he wants more. He wants more coffee-mallows and he wants to do more work too. Wow!

Finally, Mr. Mallow changes into the embodiment of aggressive energy. Such are the transformational qualities of CoffeeMallows, MoccaMallows, and JavaMallows (and let's not forget TeaMallows).