Will Miss Creme Seduce Martin Mallow?

Posted by MallowQueen on 7/6/2012 to Caffeinated News

So far, the world of Mr. Martin Mallow has been an all-guy type of thing. He hangs out with the guys at work and after work. It was only a matter of time before the feminine element would obtrude itself into the workaday routine.

Christian Akins takes us to the headquarters of Coffee Corp, the head of which is the disgruntled Mr. Coffee. Mr. Coffee has been worried lately. He sees that Caffex's super-caffeinated marshmallows may replace the typical hot liquid. And the root of all his fears? The indomitable Martin Mallow. He is the driving force behind the success of those billowy squares of caffeinated goodness and Mr. Coffee wants him for Coffee Corp.

He wants to send an industrial spy into the midst of Caffex to lure Martin away from Caffex and into Coffee Corp, to pick up the pace of this large conglomerate. He chooses Miss Creme, a luscious, marshmallowy lump of seduction in a pink shirtdress. She is the Jessica Rabbit of Marshmallows and will definitely be something new for the innocent Martin Mallow.

Will he fall for her? That is the question. She knows she will have her way with him. She is used to success. And who could resist her? She is every mallow-heads dream. She may be just the thing to take Martin into the world of love and romance.

Never-ending work is not the meaning of Life, Martin. Lighten up a bit and learn about pleasure and happiness. Just don't fall too hard for Miss Creme. She's a mallow with a mission and Caffex needs you. You are our mascot and don't belong to anyone else. So be wise, Martin. Let yourself be entranced but don't defect and leave us!