That’s what the ThinkMasters of ThinkGeek think about our CaffeinAll™, now on sale at their site!
To prove it, they really make your saliva glands going with the picture of fresh golden French fries being kicked up more than a few notches with it:
Not to mention their pitch that REALLY makes us proud:
“There are milestones in human development that will be used as points in time historians will chronicle and refer back to. Sometimes they're disasters and sad things, but most times they are inventions or improvements that echo through time. This is one of those milestones. Something we've craved forever is finally possible, all thanks to CaffeinAll™ Powder Caffeine Shaker.”
We are humbled, to say the least. A lot of work and testing went into developing CaffeinAll™. Not to mention the angst-ridden moments of trying to decipher how the FDA intends to regulate caffeine, their upcoming labeling requirements, etc., etc.
At the end we decided to go the extra mile of putting multiple, detailed warnings on the label PLUS the shipping box itself. Just follow them — you will, won’t you? — and you’ll be on your way to keeping your mind sharp and body alert. All this for ONLY 10 CENTS vs. the average $1.79 you’d pay for a large, strong cup of coffee with 100 mg caffeine in it. Eminently epic, isn’t it?
Can’t wait to see the next Customer Action Shot with Caffeinated Pepperoni Pizza!
Actually, we may have something better... this video segment, courtesy of Kev Lieber of VSauce2:
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